What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:52

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Who is someone that inspires you?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds