Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

NASA spots Martian volcano twice the height of Mount Everest bursting through the morning clouds: Space photo of the week - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Are democrats eating crow?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Who is someone that inspires you?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds